Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Breakable.
Monday, October 4, 2010
Good Morning Sunshine!
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Saturday Night.
It's Saturday night. 10:43 P.M.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Minus Five Points.
"What's your favorite John Hughes film?""Pretty in Pink.""Do you think you would've ended up with Duckie?""Probably... I like Duckie.""Wow...that says a lot about you."
"What's your favorite Hitchcock movie?""The Birds."He laughs...and laughs..and laughs. "You are killing me." he says."What's wrong with The Birds?" I ask."Nothing...it's just an interesting choice." He laughs again. (I like The Birds. Don't judge.)
"Double T, what did you think of this film?""I really liked the flashback scene.""Well, what did you like about it?""I liked the way it was edited. I thought it was very effective and added to the story.""What about the way it was edited made you like it?""I don't know.""Yeah you do.""I really don't.""Okay. Minus five points."
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Things Are Looking Up ;)
<---That's me during my breakdown last week. :)
Friday, September 24, 2010
Why, Hello There. I'm Sleeping.
Would you like to know how I woke up this morning?
An obnoxious, pounding and continuous thud against the door of my dorm room.
At first, I was confused. Was someone really at the door at that ungodly hour of the morning? Or was I dreaming? I went with the latter.
A few seconds later, I heard it again. Then my phone vibrated. With each sound I drifted more and more out of my deep and peaceful sleep. The knocking became more aggressive and showed no sign of stopping.
That was it. I was awake. I checked my phone and sure enough there was a text message from my roommate asking to be let in.
I took my sweet precious time getting up. It’s not my fault she lost her ID card. It’s not my fault she chose to sleep in her friends room on a school night. And it’s not my fault that she came back when both me and Darla were sleeping.
Ahhh!!!!
Yes, I know. I’m a bit of a drama queen. I can recognize that it wasn’t that big of a deal…but I’m a human being…that was up late doing homework…every minute of sleep is CRUCIAL. I had fifteen more minutes!!!
The Roommates.
I didn’t know how dramatic and stressful college life would be. Hence the reason I’m starting this blog in the midst of my fifth week of school, but let me fill you in on what happened in the beginning…
In mid may of last year I discovered what seemed like the greatest invention ever made, Uroomsurf, for those that are unaware it’s basically eharmony for roommates. I quickly signed up after making my decision about what school I’d attend.
Not long after I found a roommate. Long story, short. We had a great virtual relationship. In person…not so much.
Here are my problems with roommate numero uno, Sierra:
1. Her crap is everywhere!!!! And she calls ME the messy roommate. Gahhh!!!
2. Her alarm goes off at 6:05 A.M….when she doesn’t have a class until 10 A.M..She gets up, makes a lot of noise for an hour and then goes back to sleep. This confuses me…and pisses me off.
3. She hung a poster IN MY CORNER.. What the frick, man?! That’s not cool.
4. She leaves her trash and crap in my car.
5. She never pays me back for anything…I owe her five dollars and she won’t shut up about it.
6. She asks me to drive her everywhere and doesn’t offer to pay for gas…Sorry Charlie, I won’t be driving you anywhere anytime soon…
7. She swears like a sailor.
8. She acts superior to EVERYBODY.
9. She has a fake southern accent…
10. She leaves her coffee maker on my desk…next to my laptop. Why?
11. She invites her friends over without bothering to inform either me or our other roommate that they are coming.
12. She hangs up obnoxious and offensive posters in the middle of the room.
13. She’s always laughing loudly at something on her computer…no one cares. I’m trying to study.
14. She plays her music out loud. I don’t want to hear her crappy playlists!
15. She has an attitude.
I could go on…but I won’t…more roommate stories to come in the future.
Problems with roommate number two, from here on, known as, Darla.
1. Nothing at all. She’s great :)
It seems to me that roommate number one should move outta here! Oh…how I miss having my own room…
*names have been changed…duhhhh.